Professor: Music doesn’t swell up out of nowhere when you start singing.
Student: Actually, sometimes it does. You should hang out with me more often.
Overheard in a class in the Fine Arts Building
by JK
I believe the DSM would classify this under delusions of grandeur.
Published May 17, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsDo racial stereotypes get points on the exam, then?
Published May 16, 2008 Fine Arts Building , In a class , Professors , Students 0 CommentsElderly Student: What exactly is jazz fusion a fusion of?
Other Student: It’s a mix of jazz and funk.
Elderly Student, angered: Well that doesn’t help of a hell of a lot. What is funk?
Professor: Ah… black… rock?
Overheard in a Music class in the Fine Arts Building
by gf
Good, because most of the students are too hungover to pay attention.
Published May 15, 2008 Chemistry Building , Lecture Hall 2 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: I’m not going to get up in front of a bunch of college students and say
that you shouldn’t drink or smoke.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 2, Chemistry Building
by a student
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Published May 14, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors , Uncategorized 0 Comments(We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.)
Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll tell you how to kill 300 people without leaving any forensic evidence. No, really.
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
Community Director: I mean Anne Frank…. no wait, the other one.
Overheard in a Residential Hall
by Bone Crusher
Manly Jock 1: I mean it was A LOT of blood…
Manly Jock 2: Right… so what’s the problem?
Manly Jock 1: Well, blood is really hard to get out of white fabric, you know…
Manly Jock 2: Of COURSE I know! Try baking soda!
Manly Jock 1: Oh, good idea, thanks bro.
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by hidden audio bandit
He would do it in the stall, but he likes it when people watch.
Published May 11, 2008 Students , The Commons 0 CommentsStudent: Ok, well I’ll see you in class, I have to go jerk off in the urinal.
Overheard in the Commons
by shane
Guy runs, laughing.
Girl: Steve, I will kill you… and your children… And that means I will castrate you and shove your balls down your throat!
Overheard in front of the Commons
by Pattycakes
Whoops, I YouTube’d “Panda sneezing” instead.
Published May 9, 2008 Academic IV Building , In a class , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack!
Overheard in a Philosophy class, Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
By Christina
U Must Be Conceiving
Published May 8, 2008 Academic IV Building , Lecture Hall 4 , Professors 0 CommentsProfessor: To avoid getting pregnant, don’t hold hands with a boy.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic IV Building
by kt
